The Daily Moaner

Teacher given time in prison for naming a teddy

2007-11-30T14:09:41+01:00

Here's the story:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20071130/tts-uk-sudan-prophet-ca02f96_2.html

Okay, do I really need to say anymore?

I mean, how STUPID is this. And people wonder why Muslims are the victims of "Racism" (racism in inverted comma's because they AREN'T a race, but followers of a religion - they can be black, white, fucking blue or whatever)

I Hate any religion. It causes shit. People are dying because of their belief in a fairytale. Absolute madness.

If you must believe in something to make your life seem worth something, then how about being kind, caring and help others less fortunate than you. FUCK THE "HOLY" BOOKS.

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Too hot for Afghanistan?

2007-11-23T14:14:43+01:00

Shakira concert might inspire suicide bombers (I know, what the f***?)

Here's the story:

http://uk.news.launch.yahoo.com/dyna/article.html?a=/071123/340/hokeg.html&e=l_news_dm

To me this is just plain stupid. The thing is, suicide bombers probably were going to have no reaction to a shakira concert. However, now some MP's and Muslim clerics have put it in there minds, then maybe they will do something.

I must admit though, looking at shakira's music video's, she is "the bomb."

I'll get my coat...

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China bans firemen from receiving sexual bribes

2007-11-16T10:56:25+01:00

Okay, not much detail here, but here's the story anyway:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071116/tts-china-corruption-sex-offbeat-efe14c4_1.html

The thing that really caught my eye was the headline. It suggests that China was okay with firemen receiving sexual bribes before, but have now decided to ban it.

So they ban two adults from having consenting sex, but making animals dress up as humans, and having them whipped and made to ride around on a bicycle for entertainment is ok???

To be honest, Im completley okay with firemen receiving sexual bribes. I mean, they have a really tough job, so why not let them spray their hoses once in a while?..

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Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women

2007-11-15T10:42:18+01:00

Oh my God!! The world has gone PC mad - or is it just plain mad??

Here's the full story:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20071115/tod-lifestyle-australia-christmas-offbea-37b0eca_1.html

Who the hell, male or female, is going to get offended for jolly old saint nick, saying "ho,ho,ho" ???

What the heck!?

This story has annoyed me. I have fond memories as a child, seeing santa, and hearing his jolly catchphrase.

"HA, HA, HA" just wouldnt be the same. Leave father christmas alone.

I hope the people who thought this rule up get a lot of fun out of the lump of coal they'll be getting from Santa this christmas.

Bunch of Ho ho ho's if you ask me...

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School stripper shocks birthday boy

2007-11-12T15:49:01+01:00

Here's the full story:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressass/20071108/tuk-school-stripper-shocks-birthday-boy-6323e80_1.html

A few things are wrong with this story. And yet it feels soooo right! I mean, for one, the mum must be barking mad. She booked a STRIPPER for her 16 YEAR OLD, and had her go to his SCHOOL!

The other thing I've noticed is this:

"To the soundtrack of Britney Spears, she then spanked him 16 times - once for each year - before stripping down to her bra and knickers. It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show."

WTF!? So its ok to have a stripper in school, spanking the poor boy (okay, maybe not "poor" boy!) and for her to strip down to her undies.

But to rub cream on her is too much, so the teacher stepped in! You mean to tell me that the teacher let everything happen up to the "creaming"!?

Ofsted will love this...

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